this is wat happens wen u fall in love with your best friend. he ditches you, then wants your friendship back. and then wants you back. and its farhking annoying, since you already have a boyfriend, and you cant possibly break up with him, because he got a tattoo of your name on his leg.

its so confusing. on the plus side, i discovered a new best friend, who is fun an crazy, takes of his shirt so you can draw on his back, lets you paint his face, and do his hair. i decided he has the most beautiful eyes, i know nick baker will agree. he's fun as, and doesnt bullshit. he'll sit on your lap for an hour, and get up, and you have his bum print on your legs. like the outline of the pockets. he'll buy you wristbands from jayjays, a toy from those machine things where you have to put in the money then catch the toy. he'll carry your heavy bag around, and eat nick bakers gum out of it. he'll give you a dollar so you can weigh yourself on those fancy scales outside the riverlink bathrooms. he'll eat your icecream when your not looking and let you set his wallpaper on his fone to a picture of you

i heart my new best friend.